Read this before you send us your template. It will save us both the time.
Unsolicited pitches claiming our website is “broken,” our SEO is “failing,” or that we’re “not ranking” — sent cold, by someone who has never spoken to us — are treated as scams. Not as leads, not as feedback. As scams. We are a company that builds its own technology in-house; a stranger with a spreadsheet does not know our site better than the people who wrote every line of it.
This site is hand-built — our own stack, our own servers, our own hardened OS. The technical SEO is already handled: clean titles and descriptions, structured data, canonical URLs, a real sitemap, valid markup, fast first paint. The audit “scores” these emails wave around are the part we control, and we control it. So when a cold email insists it found catastrophic “problems,” it isn’t a diagnosis — it’s a script, sent to ten thousand inboxes at once, hoping someone doesn’t know better.
It’s the same playbook every time, and once you see it you can’t unsee it:
This part is for every small business that gets these too. If an inbound pitch checks these boxes, close the tab:
Real help is specific, invited, and honest about what it can and can’t promise. Everything else is noise with an invoice attached.
Consider this fair warning. Cold-email pitches that ignore this notice — especially the ones that fake audits or lie about rankings to manufacture a sale — are documented. Persistent or deliberately deceptive senders can be named here, publicly, exactly as they presented themselves. We don’t chase you; we simply keep the receipts. If your business model only works on people who don’t know better, this page is not on your side.
Actually here to build something real? That’s a different inbox entirely.
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